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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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