Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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