My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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