Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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