8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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