Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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