i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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