winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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