just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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