I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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