i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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