Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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