Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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