Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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