yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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