I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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