do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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