If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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