shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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