And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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