He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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