I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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