is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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