Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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