you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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