Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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