the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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