he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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