jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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