I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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