never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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You took a bar mat shot.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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