my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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