I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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