Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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