I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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