dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, beer. Big fan.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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