I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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