Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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