you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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