1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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