I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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