Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His hands were made for my vagina.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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