Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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