I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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