white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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