wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
barbara walters just said penis...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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