What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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