super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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