Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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