i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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