Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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