I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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